Monday, January 4, 2010

THE PLOT:


1) I wonder if Meyer forgot that this is a vampire novel and not a sappy fairytale. Haha, dont get me wrong, i loove happy endings, but this is a blood book, with blood-thirsty vampires so i guess it would do some justice to the nature of the plot if atleast someone died!! None of the Cullens ofcourse, Jacob would be an excellent choice:-)

2) a great part of this book is written from Jacob's perspective. It's good alright, it gives the readers a lot about the things happening inside the pact which i honestly find quite interesting. But since Edward is the lead character here, Meyer could atleast dedicate a part from his perspective as well.
who wasnt dying to know whats going in the mind of the mind reader anyway?


3) THE LOVE SCENE. The love scene which Meyer gave us here is a total crap! She installed that thing until the fourth book then dared to give us just that? Im not particularly waiting for it and the idea of the barely legal couple coupling is quite irking but still im expecting some real romantic love making and not some bibidi babidi boo that is so unskillfully crafted. it was Lousy!! And i thought it would put Bella to the brink of danger? Bruises. Just bruises? CHEAT!!! Ok,whatever,Meyer.

4) WHERE'S MY BELOVED JEALOUS VAMPIRE?! i think Edward goes a little overboard over giving Bella what she wants. I mean, it wouldnt hurt if he throw atleast enough 'jealousy fits' whenever Bella gets cozy with the mongrel. When Bella kisses Jacob in the third book, where is the supposedly jealous Edward?!
The characters that graze this fourth book are really way different from the endearing ones we met in the pilot book. Meyer! consistency please!


5) it was really annoying how could Bella still gets everything she has to give up for immortality. i mean, RIGHT AWAY? Meyer totally destroyed the limitations and restrictions she herself imposed on Bella in the last three sequels. Whats the use of them if Bella would have nothing to give up and still ends up getting more than what she bargained for? Oh the height of deceit!
Meyer has broken her rules in hopes of not disappointing her fans. SATISFYING? yes, but still it's a cheat to the storyline And i wont buy that.



6)i cant wince enough when the overprotective Edward offered Jacob an indecent proposal about sharing Bella so she would somehow concede to abort her baby. Offering to SHARE HIS WIFE?! persuading her to terminate her pregnancy and kill THEIR BABY. That isnt our Edward at all! And crap of all crap, the desperate mongrel quickly agreed. To top it all, when Bella learns about this, she just laugh it off. LAUGH IT OFF, Like it was just a simple matter.
Holy crow, What was Meyer thinking when she write this? It was beyond disgusting, its sickening.

8) At the last part Edward called Jacob 'son'! Lol Terrible! Just imagine the dazzling, angel-faced 17-year-old Edward calling a monstrous Jacob a son? Hilarious, aint it?

=D

9) THE CULLENS VS THE VOLTURI: I really hope that dreaded fight with the royal vampire coven has happened. I had been biting my lips in anticipation for the fight to start when suddenly, everything has been settled. I was revulsed!! I just cant accept that the Volturi coven is still intact and may pose harm to the Cullens once they find a plausible reason
to.
But with a thought that maybe this will happen in Midnight Sun, the fifth installment, i had been somehow appeased. But after having the partial draft of it, which is merely Twilight written from Edward's perspective, i was piqued!The ending we have here is so indigestible, unacceptable. it was like a solution i have to swallow down my already sore throat! Meyer should atleast gave us a satisfying conclusion to make up for the height of emotional turmoil she had given us for reading her saga.


..So there, you may presume-- with these chilly-peppered comments-- that i find this book a total crap but honestly, no. Truth is, despite the fact that it is rife with distracting major flaws, cheats and misdirections that are so hard to ignore, i still find it quite likable! Hahah! Call me crazy, that wont be the first time i'll be hearing it. :)

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